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What do you think? funny?

A woman goes to the vet. She says, “Doctor, I think there’s something wrong with my dog. He hasn’t moved all day.”
The vet examines the dog and says, “I’m sorry. I’m afraid your dog is dead.”
“Dead! How can he be dead? He was just fine yesterday. Are you sure he’s dead? Isn’t there some other test you can run?”
The vet leaves and returns in a moment with a pet carrying case. He opens the case and a large cat emerges. The cat plods over to the dog and sniffs around its head. It then circles the dog, sniffing and poking around. After a minute or two the cat returns to its cage.
“Well,” says the vet, “that pretty much proves it. He’s dead.”
“I guess you’re right,” says the woman, now coming to grips with what happened. “At least you did your best. How much do I owe you?”
“0.”
“0?! For what? All you did was tell me my dog was dead. What did you do that costs 0?”
“Well it’s for the office visit,” says the vet, “and 0 for the cat scan.”

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  • redstripedmama says:

    Cute.

    May 3, 2011 at 7:08 pm
  • richard_beckham2001 says:

    Very funny lol.

    May 3, 2011 at 7:40 pm
  • raymond says:

    too obvious

    May 3, 2011 at 8:20 pm
  • domesticbark says:

    LOL

    May 3, 2011 at 9:08 pm
  • Katie L says:

    I didn’t really laugh but it’s not bad.

    May 3, 2011 at 9:44 pm
  • Pinkgemgem says:

    pretty funny. but dead dogs make me sad!

    May 3, 2011 at 10:27 pm
  • chi_twnchica says:

    ummm its okk….

    May 3, 2011 at 10:53 pm
  • Jay A says:

    Obvious, but still good!

    May 3, 2011 at 11:34 pm
  • hah says:

    Very funny……clean too, can tell the whole family!!!!

    May 4, 2011 at 12:02 am
  • anna says:

    very funny

    May 4, 2011 at 12:20 am
  • dimpelmum says:

    nice one, love the last bit cat scan, he! he!

    May 4, 2011 at 12:37 am
  • Keira H says:

    That’s my favourite today! Great!

    May 4, 2011 at 1:32 am
  • 21st Century says:

    lmao, joker

    May 4, 2011 at 1:34 am
  • Jamie says:

    Funny

    May 4, 2011 at 1:36 am
  • chandra s says:

    funny,nice

    May 4, 2011 at 2:24 am
  • bootygirl says:

    I knew what was coming. But i had a good laugh!!

    May 4, 2011 at 3:08 am
  • zen.blossom says:

    No, it is not really funny.

    May 4, 2011 at 3:51 am
  • R.E.M.E. says:

    One of the best I’ve heard in weeks! Made me laugh! Ha ha!

    May 4, 2011 at 4:42 am
  • sugargirl says:

    ha ha very funny

    May 4, 2011 at 4:53 am
  • Marmylade says:

    A little corny.

    May 4, 2011 at 5:20 am
  • FRAN1 says:

    I was expecting a better punch line after the build up….

    May 4, 2011 at 6:15 am
  • norwood2b says:

    that is funny! I don’t think I have heard that one..

    May 4, 2011 at 6:23 am
  • blissfully_gracious says:

    ummm its okay…not that funny though

    May 4, 2011 at 6:25 am
  • level3csi says:

    LOL 2 funny

    May 4, 2011 at 6:26 am
  • Gabriel says:

    lol lol

    May 4, 2011 at 7:25 am
  • sprinting_turtle says:

    That’s clever!

    Was the woman a true blonde! LOL!

    May 4, 2011 at 7:39 am
  • CARGUY says:

    I think it’s funny but groaner funny.

    May 4, 2011 at 8:21 am
  • John Cena's BIGGEST fan says:

    ROFL!! good one!!

    May 4, 2011 at 9:20 am
  • jewels says:

    That’s a good, clean, funny joke!

    May 4, 2011 at 9:47 am
  • Blondie13 says:

    funnny…..lol

    May 4, 2011 at 10:04 am
  • taxi says:

    Hahha, lol/

    May 4, 2011 at 10:37 am
  • singledad says:

    ha ha, heard it before but funny

    May 4, 2011 at 11:35 am
  • Chris says:

    Cute!

    May 4, 2011 at 12:33 pm
  • K R says:

    funny funny funny

    May 4, 2011 at 12:52 pm
  • Dawnmarie K says:

    It made me smile but not laugh out loud. Its cute.

    May 4, 2011 at 1:37 pm
  • big ray says:

    lol very funny

    May 4, 2011 at 2:32 pm
  • ROGER S says:

    LOL
    9/10
    Oldie but goodie, can’t keep a good dog down
    Keep smilin’.

    May 4, 2011 at 3:02 pm
  • Jim G says:

    yes – funny

    May 4, 2011 at 3:59 pm
  • barn owl says:

    ha ha nice play on words

    May 4, 2011 at 4:57 pm
  • hib hib says:

    nice one
    lol
    lol

    May 4, 2011 at 5:54 pm
  • gigi says:

    lol groan !!

    May 4, 2011 at 6:11 pm
  • speedy says:

    good one again i thought you was going to say second opinion 10/10

    May 4, 2011 at 6:23 pm
  • chris/cuddles says:

    thinking of work again (catscan) very funny lol 10/10

    May 4, 2011 at 7:03 pm
  • mario says:

    not your best

    May 4, 2011 at 7:42 pm

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